10 thoughts on “Blackjack Strategy”

1. Doesn’t dealing Dan sell cars downtown?

2. Angela has got a soft Double, I've got a hard one, what happens now

3. Oh yes we need a SIMPLIFIED version of basic strategy because it's SO HARD on its own. Oh PLEASE great wizard of odds, can you also give us a SIMPLIFIED version of tic tac toe strategy? It's just too HARD and COMPLICATED to FULLY prepare for the great and complicated game of tic tac toe, it just takes too much effort to do the WHOLE THING and I need a DUMBED DOWN version.

4. Look at these comments, these morons staring at the chick the whole time, she's not even attractive or young.

5. RIP Dan. 😢

6. You only need to know basic strategy when the count is about equal, when the count gets higher or lower, basic strategy goes out the window

7. Tip #1, don't sit next to a woman with big tits.

8. If I had her pair I Would split them then double down on them.

9. never take insurance UNLESS the true count is +3 or higher!

10. thanks but i couldn't stop lookin at those fine melons!

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