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“Eat My Butt”
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God is good
Event Horizon was in space not underwater. Sphere was underwater.
I don't trust this guy. Can't trust a man that hasn't crapped his pants and openly admit it lmao
My ALMOST story was the day I learned what fiber does. And it was horrible. I’ve always had IBS and a loose stomach. It was just normal life to me. So when I heard people talk about how fiber regulates your… movements… I just assumed it calmed your stomach down and slowed said… movements. I’m a musician and was stoked when I got hired for my 1st tour. But their bus didn’t have a bathroom and I was terrified of having stomach issues on the road. So while boarding the bus for our first trip, I ate 3 servings of Metamucil cookies. Yes. 3. Things didn’t go well. I was begging to pull over but we were running late for the gig AND got lost. My body was drenched head to toe in sweat. I was hyperventilating and shaking. I thought for sure I was going to end up painting the inside of their tour bus on my first trip. By some miracle I made it until we reached the check in point for the festival. But we had to stop and talk and register, and I heard them say the stage was another mile down the road. I forced my way out of the bus and made a beeline for the building just behind the checkin table. Seeing the bathroom sign and the 20 minutes that followed was one of the most orgasmic moments of my life. And that, kids, is why I’ve never eaten another fiber cookie. Ever. Again. Much respect to my clenching friends.
wow these views are dropping
I have a certain friend that I only hear from every three years or so, he only lets me know when he craps his pants….You are never to old to crap your pants, that is what he tells me.
Well now I know what Crowder's undies look like…that's not something I thought I'd ever say. Sadly, I have had multiple stories like this, some where I straight up crowned and still mustered the anal strength to make it to the toilet without soiling anything.
Calling the feeling of nearly badting yourself a spiritual experience couldn't be more accurate. I'm praying to every God ever thought of if it can give me even another 30 seconds of sphincter strength.
I crapped my pants whilst drinking too much so I’m extra manly. I’m like loveing he-man……badting & drinking.
Those are those times where it feels like the oceans of hell are coming over into our world through a portal that is your asshole