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A rat tries to bring slice of pizza down subway station stairs.
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Master Splinter bringing food home to feed the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Zardulu was here
Cowabanga!! 🐢🤙🐢🤙🐢
All it needs is a bum getting sucked off and a sad new York Yankees hat in the corner and then it'll be new York in a nutshell
Get Yawls Lil' Drawls!
Here's what I think about Pizza Rat!
She just wants to get EXTRA-FAT!
Lil' stallion out pimpin' harder than Britney Spears
to get her portion in the grind…ya' hear!?
Not even tryin' to be afraid, yo,
intimidated, or scared to score!
She's all about clearin' out Eldorado
and headin' for the shore
but first she has babies GALORE!
"I GETS MINES!" she thinks as she bails,
yet not forgetting about her claim!
She's all about gettin' that check in the mail,
pizza style, same as your game!
Ain't nobody, tartigrade to Angels nigh,
tryin' to pass up a freebie slice of
pizza smellin' like gifted pie
baked to perfection by flames that love!
I say give a sista' a break!
This is New York in a nutshell.
Aww, i would give the pizza to it, if it wasnt scared.
Let the man feed his family!
I saw a rat, today, carrying a whole corn cob. It had some of the husk on it too. He wasn't even dragging it. It was in the air and it looked like corn with legs. Walking corn. He eventuality tripped and had to drag it into the bushes. But it was amazing. I think he lives in my bush. I do live in "rat city" (white center washington) and see many rats. They get crazy, leaping and trying to fight squirrels and birds
Add some teenage mutant ninja turtles and your set to go
poor rat struggling bringing a pizza slice to his 4 teenage turtles